The other day, well the other week to be more precise, I was enjoying a nice evening lounging out at a restaurant by a river when I noticed this peculiar bird waddling on by. At first glance, this creature resembled the traditional web-footed quacker, namely a duck, but this one had a bizarre growth on its head. After closer inspection, I realized that this bird/duck of sorts looked as if it had a rampant case of syphilis! With this premature conclusion in mind, I did what any reasonable person would do: I proceeded to take pictures and pondered what I would order for my dinner… I opted not to choose the duck (just kidding, the restaurant was a sea food restaurant. Now I would be worried if we were eating Chinese food – no offense intended).

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