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… feelings of a graceful lady, huh? I never would’ve guessed. The gummies were, however, quite scrumptious and I do recommend them for those unacquainted with the Japanese art of artificially flavored candies. I also learned that Muscat refers to the family of grape species Vitis Vinifera that is commonly used for wine raisins and table grapes but, as it turns out, not associated with the feelings of a graceful lady.

I never knew that catnip was something you could use to make a drink; let alone be consumed by people. To note: no sensations of euphoria were experienced in the consumption of this liquid. Poo.

The other day, well the other week to be more precise, I was enjoying a nice evening lounging out at a restaurant by a river when I noticed this peculiar bird waddling on by. At first glance, this creature resembled the traditional web-footed quacker, namely a duck, but this one had a bizarre growth on its head. After closer inspection, I realized that this bird/duck of sorts looked as if it had a rampant case of syphilis! With this premature conclusion in mind, I did what any reasonable person would do: I proceeded to take pictures and pondered what I would order for my dinner… I opted not to choose the duck (just kidding, the restaurant was a sea food restaurant. Now I would be worried if we were eating Chinese food – no offense intended).